If he started panting after her ankles, she was going to laugh at him and make Victorian puns all day long.

"Showers are amazing," Kathy said, deliberately thinking only of G-rated showers because her poker face was laughable at best. "Though I'm also a sucker for a bathtub with a book and a bottle of wine. If I ever end up beating the Millennial Curse and owning a home, it had better have a tub big enough that the only thing above water is my chin."

There. That was wholesome enough, right?