"Funnily enough, no, because he knows I won't pay for even half the things that I'll bring back," Ezra replied. "And he seems to feel like that's something to frown upon."

Which it obviously wasn't. What was he supposed to do, not take things that weren't nailed down? Please.

"No, he prefers to make outrageous claims about how I'm the one who ate everything in the first place."