Zeke contemplated playing dumb for a minute, then reluctantly put it back. His dad was never fooled.

"Well, Dad, it feels weird explaining it to you, but when two people think the other person is really hot, sometimes they come together in a beautiful, wonderful way that doesn't involve any clothing or items of protection," he said.

If he was a few years older, he might have added that alcohol had been involved in at least part of that decision, but his parents had not yet decided he needed to know that detail about his conception yet.