"So," Dante said, "My world is overrun with fucking demons, they live in this other plane called Limbo, they basically rule the world, and they've been hunting me since I was a kid. About a month ago, I found out they can drag me back home through the fucking portal system, and yesterday, I found out they don't really give a shit if that means grabbing whoever the fuck is standing within five feet of me at the time."

He shrugged. "Do with that what you want," he said.