"You, of course, wouldn't know a thing about lying," she said, voice full of amused irony. "Considering you're pretty much a Boy Scout."

She slowly drew her feet out from under him and then spun around on the couch, maneuvering to put her head in his lap instead. "You put that pie plate on my face and I'm biting your dick in the unsexiest way possible," she said, grinning up at him.