smilestopscars | A House, Currant, Maine, Saturday

Kathy didn't mind. It just meant that the kiss she was giving him brushed over his cheekbones instead; lips soft and warm on the side of his face.

And then she settled back, wiggling her toes once again. Mmm, warm.

"Brat," Ezra told her, succinctly.

Because his own pie-eating was definitely not bratty in the slightest. No, sir.

"I learned from the best," Kathy retorted airily. "Don't you remember how quiet and nice I was before we started sleeping together?"

Ezra tsked and shook his head. "Oh, I deleted those memories to make more room for the ones about the sex," he quipped. "You know how it is when you get low on storage space."

"Nope," Kathy said, giving him a merry grin. "I really don't. My intake capacity seems to be unlimited so far."

Was she pleased with that double entendre? Yes. Yes she very much was.

Ezra pointed at her with his spoon. "See, I'm going to remember you saying that. I'm going to remember it to great effect and think very hard on it to my own great benefit, probably in the shower immediately after you leave today."

Because two could play this game, Kathy Li.

"But I don't recall a single thing about how you used to be."

Massive lie, of course.

"Oh, well in that case, let me refresh your memory," Kathy told him, resorting to nonsense to keep from following that lovely word painting he'd just made for her. "I was, of course, the more experienced of the two of us, leaving you panting and awed any time we came together."

Ezra paused to consider this.

"Well, I would make a point of forgetting something so completely implausible and unbelievable."

Kathy stuck her tongue out at him. "Only half a lie," she declared.

Okay, maybe two-thirds. She had left him panting more than once though.

True! He'd also been awed, sometimes. But mostly only after she'd really started getting into things.

"Still a lie, though, or at least that's what they tell me."

"You, of course, wouldn't know a thing about lying," she said, voice full of amused irony. "Considering you're pretty much a Boy Scout."

She slowly drew her feet out from under him and then spun around on the couch, maneuvering to put her head in his lap instead. "You put that pie plate on my face and I'm biting your dick in the unsexiest way possible," she said, grinning up at him.

Ezra tilted his head, and looked thoughtfully from the plate to her face and then back again, like he was weighing his options.

Please ask him why.

"You look like you're thinking about making a very dumb decision," Kathy noted.

Which was sorta like why.

Ezra nodded solemnly. "I'm trying to decide whether it's worth the pain to have your mouth anywhere near my dick after so long. It's not a straighforward decision to make."

So yeah, he wasn't actually considering anything.

"I feel like if you want my mouth near your dick, you'd prefer it in working order afterwards," Kathy said, chuckling. "But hey, what do I know? It's been awhile, you might have developed some very extreme kinks."

"And that's assuming I shared all my existing kinks with you then," Ezra pointed out merrily.

"Good point," Kathy said, nodding. "You may have been saving them up to surprise me with later. I was innocent enough that 'no, no, I like it when people leave toothmarks in my cock' might have scared me off."

"Exactly," he said. "Honestly, there's no telling how furiously you would've fainted at just hearing me say 'my cock' at one point, there."

Kathy laughed and poked his hip. "I thought you deleted those memories!" she protested.

Ezra grinned widely down at her. Not like a cat that caught a canary, but like a fox that caught a hen.

"I lied."

Kathy gasped in very sincere shock. "Oh nooooo!" she groaned. "That means you remember me at my most awkward. And here I was thinking I could reinvent myself to someone a lot cooler and more exciting."

"Not a chance, darling," Ezra informed her, and booped her nose with his spoon.

Like a brat.

"I remember you were an awkward, hot nerd, and there's nothing you can do about it."

Kathy pouted up at him, probably equally for the boop and the reminder of ye olden days. "Fortunately, I've gotten less awkward and more hot as I've gotten older," she declared.

...Kathy he found you asleep on his porch roof, c'mon now.

Yeaaah.

Ezra just tilted his head exaggeratedly to the side and squinted at her, like 'really?'

Kathy made a face at him. "You're the absolute worst," she informed him. "I don't know why I come here and subject myself to this kind of abuse."

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